Saturday, August 25, 2012

Well this is me. Sort of.


  1. My analyst told me
    that I was right out of my head
    He said I'd need treatment
    But I'm not that easily led.
    He said I was the type was was most inclined
    When out of his sight to be out of my mind
    and he thought I was nuts--
    No more ifs or ands or buts...
    To prove I'll have the last laugh on you
    Instead of one head (giggle) I've got two.
    And you know that two heads are better than one.

  2. When I was a child
    I appeared a little but wild
    with all my crazy ideas
    But I knew I was a genius
    What's so strange when you're a wizard at three/
    i knew that this was meant to be.

    I heard littlr children were supposed to sleep tight
    That's why I got into the vodka one night
    My parents were frantic didn't know what to do
    But I saw some crazy things before I came to
    Do you think I was crazy?
    I may have only been three
    But I was swinging!

    They all laughed at angry young men
    They all laughed at Edison and also at Einstein
    So why should I feel sorry that they just couldn't understand
    the idiomatic logic that went on in my head?
    I had a brain
    It was insane
    Oh they used to laugh at me because I refused to ride
    on one of those double decker buses
    all because there was no driver on the top.